my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash
Coolest Mom Award goes to..
mary for having jesus
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(via delicate-days)











